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Alli- A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

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Alli- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Alli- Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Alli- Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

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Alli- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

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Alli- In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

Alli- In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

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Alli- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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Alli- The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

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Alli- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Alli- There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

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Alli- USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

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Alli- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

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Alli- When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Alli- Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Alli- You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Aloft hotel- Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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Aloft hotel- The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Aloft hotel- I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Aloft hotel- Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

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Alteril- ... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Alteril- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Alteril- A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Alteril- A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Alteril- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Alteril- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Alteril- A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Alteril- A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

Alteril- After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

Alteril- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Alteril- All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Alteril- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Alteril- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Alteril- Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Alteril- Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Alteril- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Alteril- Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

Alteril- Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Alteril- Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

Alteril- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Alteril- Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Alteril- He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Alteril- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

Alteril- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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Alteril- I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Alteril- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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Alteril- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Alteril- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Alteril- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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Alteril- The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

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Alteril- The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

Alteril- The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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Alteril- The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Alteril- The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

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Alteril- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Alteril- What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Alteril- What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Alteril- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Alteril- When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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Alternative to viagra- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

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Amanbagh Rajasthan- 'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

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Amanbagh Rajasthan- Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Amanbagh Rajasthan- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

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Amanbagh Rajasthan- In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was lefta trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

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Ambien- A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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Ambien- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

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Ambien- Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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Ambien- An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Ambien- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Ambien- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Ambien- Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Ambien- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

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Ambien- DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Ambien- Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Ambien- Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Ambien- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Ambien- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Ambien- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

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Ambien- Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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Ambien- Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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Ambien- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Ambien- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Ambien- Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Ambien- Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Ambien- He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

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Ambien- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Ambien- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Ambien- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Ambien- Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Ambien- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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Ambien- I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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Ambien- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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Ambien- I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

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Ambien- If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Ambien- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Ambien- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Ambien- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Ambien- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Ambien- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ambien- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ambien- It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

Ambien- It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

Ambien- It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Ambien- It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

Ambien- It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

Ambien- Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Ambien- Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

Ambien- Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Ambien- Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Ambien- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien- Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Ambien- Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

Ambien- Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Ambien- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ambien- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ambien- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Ambien- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ambien- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remaifervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

Ambien- Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Ambien- Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Ambien- People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

Ambien- Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

Ambien- Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

Ambien- Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

Ambien- Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Ambien- Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

Ambien- So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Ambien- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Ambien- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Ambien- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ambien- Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Ambien- The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Ambien- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Ambien- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Ambien- The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Ambien- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Ambien- The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Ambien- The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Ambien- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Ambien- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Ambien- The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Ambien- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Ambien- The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Ambien- The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Ambien- The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Ambien- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Ambien- The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Ambien- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Ambien- The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Ambien- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Ambien- There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Ambien- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ambien- To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

Ambien- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Ambien- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Ambien- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Ambien- We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Ambien- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ambien- Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Ambien- When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Ambien- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ambien- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ambien- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Ambien- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Ambien- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Ambien- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where of that black box stuff.

Ambien- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

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Ambien- Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Ambien- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Ambien- A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Ambien- A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Ambien- A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Ambien- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Ambien- A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Ambien- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambien- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambien- All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Ambien- Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Ambien- As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air Â— however slight Â— lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

Ambien- Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Ambien- Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

Ambien- Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

Ambien- Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Ambien- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Ambien- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Ambien- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Ambien- Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Ambien- Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Ambien- DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Ambien- Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Ambien- Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Ambien- Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Ambien- Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Ambien- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Ambien- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Ambien- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Ambien- I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

Ambien- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ambien- I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Ambien- I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Ambien- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Ambien- I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Ambien- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ambien- I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Ambien- I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

Ambien- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Ambien- I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Ambien- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Ambien- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Ambien- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ambien- If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Ambien- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Ambien- If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Ambien- If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Ambien- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Ambien- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

Ambien- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Ambien- In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Ambien- In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Ambien- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Ambien- It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Ambien- It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Ambien- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Ambien- It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Ambien- It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Ambien- It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Ambien- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Ambien- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Ambien- Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Ambien- Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

Ambien- Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist Â— and better tools.

Ambien- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Ambien- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Ambien- Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Ambien- Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

Ambien- Mit der Dummheit kÃ¤mpfen GÃ¶tter selbst vergebens

Ambien- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ambien- Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Ambien- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

Ambien- Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Ambien- Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Ambien- Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Ambien- Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Ambien- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Ambien- The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Ambien- The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Ambien- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Ambien- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Ambien- The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

Ambien- The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

Ambien- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Ambien- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ambien- They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Ambien- Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Ambien- To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Ambien- To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Ambien- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Ambien- Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Ambien- Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Ambien- UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Ambien- UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Ambien- Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Ambien- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Ambien- We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Ambien- We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Ambien- We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Ambien- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ambien- Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Ambien- Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Ambien- Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Ambien- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Ambien- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Ambien- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

Ambien- A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Ambien- 'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

Ambien- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Ambien- A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Ambien- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Ambien- A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

Ambien- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Ambien- A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Ambien- A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Ambien- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambien- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Ambien- C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Ambien- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Ambien- Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Ambien- Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Ambien- Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Ambien- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ambien- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ambien- Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Ambien- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Ambien- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Ambien- For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Ambien- Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Ambien- Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Ambien- He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

Ambien- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

Ambien- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ambien- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ambien- Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Ambien- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Ambien- I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

Ambien- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Ambien- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Ambien- I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Ambien- I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Ambien- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Ambien- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Ambien- If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Ambien- If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

Ambien- In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

Ambien- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Ambien- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Ambien- It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Ambien- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Ambien- It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Ambien- It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Ambien- Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Ambien- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ambien- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Ambien- Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Ambien- Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Ambien- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Ambien- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Ambien- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Ambien- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Ambien- Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Ambien- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ambien- The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Ambien- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

Ambien- The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

Ambien- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Ambien- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ambien- Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Ambien- To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

Ambien- Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Ambien- Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Ambien- Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Ambien- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Ambien- We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Ambien- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ambien- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ambien- When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Ambien- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Ambien- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Ambien- ... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Ambien- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Ambien- A camel is a horse designed by a committee

Ambien- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Ambien- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Ambien- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Ambien- After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

Ambien- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambien- An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Ambien- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Ambien- Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Ambien- C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Ambien- Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Ambien- Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Ambien- Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Ambien- Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Ambien- Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Ambien- Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Ambien- Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Ambien- Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Ambien- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Ambien- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Ambien- I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Ambien- I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Ambien- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ambien- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ambien- If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Ambien- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Ambien- If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Ambien- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Ambien- If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Ambien- If you are going through hell, keep going.

Ambien- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Ambien- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Ambien- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Ambien- In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Ambien- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Ambien- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Ambien- It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

Ambien- Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Ambien- Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Ambien- Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Ambien- Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

Ambien- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ambien- Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Ambien- That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Ambien- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Ambien- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ambien- The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Ambien- The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

Ambien- The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Ambien- The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Ambien- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Ambien- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Ambien- We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Ambien- We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Ambien- Why don't you write books people can read?

Ambien- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Ambien- You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Ambien- A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Ambien- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

Ambien- Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Ambien- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Ambien- Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Ambien- Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Ambien- Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Ambien- He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Ambien- He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Ambien- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ambien- I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Ambien- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ambien- I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Ambien- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Ambien- If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Ambien- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Ambien- If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

Ambien- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien- It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Ambien- Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

Ambien- Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Ambien- Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Ambien- No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Ambien- Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Ambien- One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Ambien- Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Ambien- Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Ambien- Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Ambien- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Ambien- Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Ambien- The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Ambien- The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

Ambien- The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Ambien- The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Ambien- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Ambien- They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Ambien- They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Ambien- They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Ambien- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Ambien- We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

Ambien- We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Ambien- There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Ambien- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ambien- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ambien- A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Ambien- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Ambien- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Ambien- A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Ambien- A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

Ambien- A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

Ambien- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Ambien- After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

Ambien- Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Ambien- Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Ambien- Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Ambien- Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Ambien- Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Ambien- Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Ambien- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Ambien- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Ambien- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Ambien- Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

Ambien- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ambien- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Ambien- For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

Ambien- Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Ambien- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Ambien- Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Ambien- Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Ambien- I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

Ambien- I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Ambien- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Ambien- I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Ambien- I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Ambien- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Ambien- I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Ambien- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ambien- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Ambien- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Ambien- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Ambien- If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Ambien- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Ambien- In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

Ambien- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Ambien- It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Ambien- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ambien- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Ambien- Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Ambien- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ambien- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

Ambien- Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Ambien- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Ambien- Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Ambien- Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Ambien- Smith & Wesson Â— the original point and click interface.

Ambien- Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Ambien- So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Ambien- Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Ambien- Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Ambien- Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Ambien- Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

Ambien- The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Ambien- The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Ambien- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ambien- The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Ambien- The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Ambien- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Ambien- There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Ambien- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Ambien- They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Ambien- They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Ambien- USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Ambien- We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

Ambien- Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Ambien- What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

Ambien- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

Ambien- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Ambien- When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Ambien- When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

Ambien- Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Ambien- Why don't you write books people can read?

Ambien- Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Ambien- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Ambien- A camel is a horse designed by a committee

Ambien- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ambien- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Ambien- After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

Ambien- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ambien- An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Ambien- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ambien- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ambien- And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Ambien- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Ambien- Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

Ambien- C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

Ambien- C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Ambien- Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Ambien- Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Ambien- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Ambien- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Ambien- Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Ambien- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Ambien- Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Ambien- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ambien- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ambien- Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Ambien- Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Ambien- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Ambien- Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Ambien- He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Ambien- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Ambien- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Ambien- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Ambien- I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Ambien- I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Ambien- I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Ambien- I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Ambien- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Ambien- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Ambien- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Ambien- If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Ambien- If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Ambien- If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Ambien- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Ambien- In this war Â– as in others Â– I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Ambien- It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Ambien- Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist Â— and better tools.

Ambien- Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Ambien- Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Ambien- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ambien- My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

Ambien- Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Ambien- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ambien- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Ambien- Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Ambien- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Ambien- Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Ambien- Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Ambien- Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Ambien- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Ambien- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Ambien- The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Ambien- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Ambien- The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Ambien- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Ambien- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Ambien- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ambien- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Ambien- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Ambien- Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Ambien- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Ambien- We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Ambien- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ambien- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ambien- What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

Ambien- When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

Ambien- You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Ambien- 2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Ambien- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Ambien- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Ambien- A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Ambien- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ambien- Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Ambien- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Ambien- Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Ambien- Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Ambien- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ambien- Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Ambien- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Ambien- Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Ambien- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Ambien- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Ambien- He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Ambien- I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Ambien- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Ambien- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Ambien- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Ambien- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Ambien- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Ambien- If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Ambien- In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Ambien- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Ambien- It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Ambien- It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Ambien- Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

Ambien- Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsÂ !

Ambien- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ambien- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Ambien- Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

Ambien- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Ambien- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ambien- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Ambien- The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Ambien- The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Ambien- The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Ambien- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Ambien- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ambien- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Ambien- We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

Ambien- We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Ambien- 2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Ambien- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Ambien- A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Ambien- A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Ambien- A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Ambien- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Ambien- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ambien- An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Ambien- As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Ambien- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Ambien- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Ambien- Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Ambien- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Ambien- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Ambien- DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Ambien- Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Ambien- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

Ambien- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ambien- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Ambien- Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Ambien- Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Ambien- Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Ambien- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Ambien- Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Ambien- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ambien- Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Ambien- Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Ambien- Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Ambien- Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Ambien- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Ambien- He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

Ambien- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Ambien- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Ambien- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Ambien- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Ambien- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Ambien- I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Ambien- I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Ambien- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Ambien- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Ambien- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Ambien- I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Ambien- I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

Ambien- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ambien- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Ambien- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Ambien- I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Ambien- If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

Ambien- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Ambien- If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Ambien- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

Ambien- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Ambien- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Ambien- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Ambien- In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

Ambien- In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

Ambien- Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Ambien- Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Ambien- Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Ambien- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Ambien- Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

Ambien- Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Ambien- Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Ambien- Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Ambien- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Ambien- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Ambien- Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

Ambien- One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Ambien- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

Ambien- Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Ambien- Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Ambien- Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

Ambien- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Ambien- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Ambien- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Ambien- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Ambien- Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Ambien- Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Ambien- Smith & Wesson Â— the original point and click interface.

Ambien- Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Ambien- TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Ambien- Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Ambien- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Ambien- The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Ambien- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Ambien- The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Ambien- The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Ambien- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Ambien- The truth is more important than the facts.

Ambien- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ambien- There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Ambien- There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Ambien- There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Ambien- They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Ambien- They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Ambien- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Ambien- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Ambien- War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

Ambien- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ambien- We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Ambien- When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Ambien- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ambien- Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

Ambien- Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Ambien- > > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Ambien- 'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

Ambien- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Ambien- A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

Ambien- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Ambien- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Ambien- A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Ambien- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

Ambien- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

Ambien- A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Ambien- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Ambien- About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Ambien- And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Ambien- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Ambien- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Ambien- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Ambien- Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons aollection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Ambien- Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Ambien- Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Ambien- DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Ambien- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Ambien- Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Ambien- Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Ambien- Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Ambien- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Ambien- Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Ambien- Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Ambien- Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Ambien- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Ambien- For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Ambien- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Ambien- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Ambien- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Ambien- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Ambien- Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Ambien- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

Ambien- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Ambien- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Ambien- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Ambien- I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

Ambien- I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Ambien- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Ambien- I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Ambien- I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Ambien- I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Ambien- I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Ambien- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Ambien- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ambien- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exml

Ambien- I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Ambien- I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Ambien- If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Ambien- If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Ambien- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Ambien- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Ambien- If you are going through hell, keep going.

Ambien- If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Ambien- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Ambien- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Ambien- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Ambien- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Ambien- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Ambien- In this war Â– as in others Â– I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Ambien- In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Ambien- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Ambien- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Ambien- It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

Ambien- It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Ambien- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Ambien- Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

Ambien- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Ambien- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien- Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Ambien- Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Ambien- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ambien- My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

Ambien- Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Ambien- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ambien- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ambien- Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Ambien- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Ambien- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Ambien- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Ambien- Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Ambien- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Ambien- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Ambien- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.lth.com/ambien.html

Ambien- Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Ambien- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Ambien- The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Ambien- The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Ambien- The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Ambien- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ambien- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

Ambien- The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

Ambien- The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Ambien- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

Ambien- The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Ambien- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Ambien- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ambien- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ambien- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Ambien- They couldn't hit cle.

Ambien- They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Ambien- They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Ambien- Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Ambien- Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Ambien- Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Ambien- War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Ambien- We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Ambien- We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Ambien- We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Ambien- What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

Ambien- When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

Ambien- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Ambien- Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Ambien- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Ambien- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Ambien- Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Ambien- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

Ambien- Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Ambien- > > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Ambien- > > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Ambien- 'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone en

Ambien- 2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Ambien- 2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Ambien- A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Ambien- A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Ambien- A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

Ambien- A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

Ambien- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIÂ !

Ambien- Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Ambien- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Ambien- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Ambien- Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

Ambien- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Ambien- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Ambien- Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Ambien- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Ambien- Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Ambien- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Ambien- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ambien- Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Ambien- Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Ambien- Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Ambien- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Ambien- Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Ambien- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Ambien- Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Ambien- Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Ambien- He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Ambien- Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Ambien- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

Ambien- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Ambien- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Ambien- I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Ambien- I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Ambien- I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Ambien- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Ambien- I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Ambien- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Ambien- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Ambien- I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Ambien- I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Ambien- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Ambien- If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Ambien- If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

Ambien- If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Ambien- If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Ambien- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Ambien- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Ambien- In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Ambien- In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Ambien- Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Ambien- It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

Ambien- Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Ambien- Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Ambien- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Ambien- Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

Ambien- My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Ambien- Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Ambien- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Ambien- Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Ambien- One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Ambien- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ambien- Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

Ambien- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Ambien- Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Ambien- Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Ambien- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Ambien- Smith & Wesson Â— the original point and click interface.

Ambien- The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambien- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Ambien- The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Ambien- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Ambien- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Ambien- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Ambien- The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

Ambien- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Ambien- The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Ambien- The truth is more important than the facts.

Ambien- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ambien- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Ambien- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Ambien- They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Ambien- Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Ambien- To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

Ambien- Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Ambien- Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Ambien- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Ambien- We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Ambien- We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Ambien- Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ambien- When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Ambien- Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Ambien- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Ambien- Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Ambien- DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Ambien- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Ambien- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

Ambien- I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Ambien- If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Ambien- If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Ambien- My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Ambien- Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

Ambien- Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

Ambien- Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Ambien- The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Ambien- The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Ambien- The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Ambien- There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

Ambien- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Ambien- We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

Ambien- Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Ambien- Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Ambien- You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Ambien- A hen is only an eggÂ’s way of making another egg.

Ambien- A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Ambien- A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Ambien- Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Ambien- All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Ambien- Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Ambien- Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Ambien- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Ambien- Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Ambien- Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Ambien- Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Ambien- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Ambien- Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Ambien- Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Ambien- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Ambien- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Ambien- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ambien- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ambien- I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

Ambien- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Ambien- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ambien- I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Ambien- I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Ambien- I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Ambien- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ambien- If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Ambien- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Ambien- If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Ambien- If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Ambien- If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Ambien- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Ambien- In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Ambien- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Ambien- It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Ambien- Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

Ambien- Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

Ambien- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Ambien- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien- Mit der Dummheit kÃ¤mpfen GÃ¶tter selbst vergebens

Ambien- O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

Ambien- Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Ambien- Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

Ambien- Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Ambien- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Ambien- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Ambien- Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Ambien- Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Ambien- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Ambien- TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Ambien- The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Ambien- The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Ambien- The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Ambien- The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Ambien- The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

Ambien- The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Ambien- The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Ambien- The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Ambien- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Ambien- There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Ambien- To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Ambien- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Ambien- We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

Ambien- We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

Ambien- Why don't you write books people can read?

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Ambien- > > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Ambien- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Ambien- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Ambien- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Ambien- As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Ambien- Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Ambien- Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Ambien- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Ambien- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ambien- Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Ambien- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Ambien- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ambien- I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Ambien- I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Ambien- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Ambien- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Ambien- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Ambien- If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Ambien- If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Ambien- If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Ambien- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Ambien- It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

Ambien- Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

Ambien- Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

Ambien- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien- Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Ambien- Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

Ambien- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Ambien- Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

Ambien- Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Ambien- Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Ambien- Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Ambien- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Ambien- The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Ambien- True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Ambien- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Ambien- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ambien- When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Ambien- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Ambien- ... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Ambien- A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Ambien- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Ambien- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Ambien- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Ambien- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Ambien- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ambien- Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Ambien- Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

Ambien- Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

Ambien- Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Ambien- Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Ambien- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Ambien- Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Ambien- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone goiww.ravendrum.net/

Ambien- Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Ambien- Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Ambien- Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Ambien- Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Ambien- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

Ambien- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

Ambien- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Ambien- Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Ambien- I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Ambien- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ambien- I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Ambien- I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

Ambien- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Ambien- If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

Ambien- If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Ambien- If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Ambien- If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

Ambien- If thereÂ’s one thing I know itÂ’s God does love a good joke.

Ambien- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

Ambien- If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Ambien- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Ambien- In this war Â– as in others Â– I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Ambien- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Ambien- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ambien- It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

Ambien- Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Ambien- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Ambien- Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Ambien- Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Ambien- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ambien- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ambien- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ambien- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Ambien- One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Ambien- Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Ambien- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Ambien- Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press ist/

Ambien- Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Ambien- Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Ambien- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me

Ambien- So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Ambien- Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Ambien- Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Ambien- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Ambien- The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Ambien- The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

Ambien- The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Ambien- The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Ambien- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ambien- The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Ambien- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Ambien- The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Ambien- There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Ambien- There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Ambien- There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Ambien- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Ambien- There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Ambien- There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Ambien- To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Ambien- To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Ambien- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Ambien- We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Ambien- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Ambien- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Ambien- We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Ambien- When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Ambien- When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Ambien- Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Ambien- Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Ambien- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Ambien- You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Ambien- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Ambien- A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Ambien- A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Ambien- A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Ambien- A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Ambien- Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Ambien- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Ambien- Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Ambien- Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Ambien- Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Ambien- Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

Ambien- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Ambien- I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Ambien- I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Ambien- I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Ambien- I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Ambien- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Ambien- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Ambien- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Ambien- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien- Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

Ambien- Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Ambien- Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Ambien- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Ambien- The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Ambien- The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Ambien- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Ambien- The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Ambien- There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Ambien- There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Ambien- Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Ambien- When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Ambien- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

Ambien- Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Ambien- Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

Ambien- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Ambien- > > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Ambien- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Ambien- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Ambien- A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Ambien- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Ambien- All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Ambien- All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Ambien- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ambien- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Ambien- Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Ambien- Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Ambien- Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Ambien- Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Ambien- Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Ambien- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Ambien- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Ambien- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ambien- Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Ambien- Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Ambien- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Ambien- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

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Ambien- How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Ambien- I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Ambien- I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Ambien- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Ambien- I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

Ambien- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Ambien- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Ambien- I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Ambien- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Ambien- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Ambien- If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Ambien- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Ambien- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Ambien- In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

Ambien- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Ambien- It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Ambien- It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Ambien- It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

Ambien- It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Ambien- It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

Ambien- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Ambien- Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Ambien- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien- Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

Ambien- Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Ambien- Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Ambien- Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Ambien- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Ambien- No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

Ambien- No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

Ambien- Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

Ambien- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ambien- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ambien- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ambien- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

Ambien- Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Ambien- Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Ambien- Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Ambien- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Ambien- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Ambien- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Ambien- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Ambien- Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Ambien- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Ambien- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Ambien- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Ambien- The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Ambien- The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Ambien- The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Ambien- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Ambien- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Ambien- The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

Ambien- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Ambien- The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Ambien- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ambien- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Ambien- The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Ambien- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Ambien- There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

Ambien- There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Ambien- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Ambien- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Ambien- We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Ambien- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ambien- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of ttsfestival.com

Ambien- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Ambien- Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

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Ambien- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Ambien- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ambien- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Ambien- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Ambien- All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Ambien- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ambien- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ambien- As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Ambien- But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Ambien- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Ambien- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Ambien- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Ambien- Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Ambien- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ambien- Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Ambien- He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Ambien- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ambien- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Ambien- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Ambien- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Ambien- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Ambien- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Ambien- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Ambien- I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- If a man does his best, what else is there?

Ambien- If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Ambien- In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Ambien- In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

Ambien- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Ambien- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Ambien- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Ambien- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Ambien- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Ambien- It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Ambien- It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Ambien- Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist Â— and better tools.

Ambien- Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Ambien- My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Ambien- Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Ambien- O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

Ambien- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Ambien- Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Ambien- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Ambien- Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

Ambien- Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Ambien- Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Ambien- Smith & Wesson Â— the original point and click interface.

Ambien- Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Ambien- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Ambien- The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Ambien- The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Ambien- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Ambien- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ambien- The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Ambien- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Ambien- The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Ambien- There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Ambien- There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Ambien- They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Ambien- They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Ambien- To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Ambien- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Ambien- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Ambien- Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Ambien- True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Ambien- We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

Ambien- What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

Ambien- What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

Ambien- Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Ambien- Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Ambien- Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Ambien- Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Ambien- Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

Ambien- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Ambien- A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

Ambien- A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Ambien- About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Ambien- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambien- Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Ambien- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Ambien- Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Ambien- Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Ambien- Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Ambien- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Ambien- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ambien- Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Ambien- Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Ambien- Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Ambien- For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Ambien- Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Ambien- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

Ambien- I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Ambien- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Ambien- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ambien- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ambien- I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Ambien- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Ambien- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Ambien- I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Ambien- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ambien- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Ambien- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Ambien- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Ambien- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Ambien- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Ambien- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Ambien- It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Ambien- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Ambien- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Ambien- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Ambien- Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Ambien- Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Ambien- Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Ambien- Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Ambien- Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Ambien- The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Ambien- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ambien- The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Ambien- The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Ambien- The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Ambien- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Ambien- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ambien- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Ambien- To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Ambien- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Ambien- When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Ambien- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ambien- Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Ambien- Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Ambien- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Ambien- A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Ambien- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

Ambien- All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Ambien- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ambien- Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Ambien- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Ambien- Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Ambien- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

Ambien- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

Ambien- I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Ambien- I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Ambien- I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

Ambien- I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Ambien- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Ambien- If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Ambien- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Ambien- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Ambien- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Ambien- Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist Â— and better tools.

Ambien- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Ambien- My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Ambien- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Ambien- Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Ambien- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Ambien- The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Ambien- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Ambien- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Ambien- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

Ambien- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Ambien- The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

Ambien- There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Ambien- You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

Ambien- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ambien- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Ambien- A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Ambien- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Ambien- All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Ambien- As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Ambien- Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Ambien- Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Ambien- Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

Ambien- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Ambien- Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Ambien- Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Ambien- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Ambien- Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Ambien- Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

Ambien- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Ambien- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Ambien- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Ambien- Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Ambien- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ambien- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Ambien- For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Ambien- Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Ambien- Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Ambien- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Ambien- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Ambien- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Ambien- I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Ambien- I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Ambien- I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Ambien- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ambien- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ambien- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Ambien- If you are going through hell, keep going.

Ambien- If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Ambien- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Ambien- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Ambien- It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Ambien- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ambien- It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Ambien- Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced w301085541

Ambien- Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Ambien- Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Ambien- My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Ambien- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ambien- Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Ambien- Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Ambien- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Ambien- Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

Ambien- Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Ambien- Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Ambien- Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Ambien- Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Ambien- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Ambien- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Ambien- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Ambien- The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Ambien- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Ambien- The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Ambien- There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

Ambien- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Ambien- There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Ambien- There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Ambien- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Ambien- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Ambien- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ambien- We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Ambien- When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Ambien- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

Ambien- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

Ambien- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ambien- When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Ambien- Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Ambien- Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Ambien- You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Ambien- You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Ambien- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Ambien abuse- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Ambien abuse- It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Ambien abuse- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Ambien abuse- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Ambien abuse- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Ambien abuse- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Ambien abuse- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Ambien addiction- All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Ambien addiction- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ambien addiction- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ambien addiction facts- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ambien addiction facts- If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Ambien addiction facts- The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Ambien addiction facts- Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Ambien addiction facts- The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Ambien addiction facts- The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Ambien addiction facts- A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Ambien addiction facts- In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Ambien alternative taper- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Ambien alternative taper- As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air Â— however slight Â— lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

Ambien alternative taper- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Ambien alternative taper- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ambien alternative taper- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Ambien and alcohol- To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

Ambien and pregnancy- Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Ambien and pregnancy- True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Ambien and pregnancy- ... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Ambien and pregnancy- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Ambien and pregnancy- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Ambien and pregnancy- The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

Ambien and valium- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

Ambien and valium- A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Ambien and valium- Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Ambien and valium- It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

Ambien and valium- I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Ambien and valium- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Ambien canadian- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Ambien canadian- Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Ambien canadian- Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

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Ambien cr- Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Ambien cr- You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

Ambien cr- Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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Ambien detection in urine- The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Ambien detection in urine- When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

Ambien detection in urine- The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

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Ambien detection in urine- Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Ambien discount- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Ambien discount- I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Ambien discount- If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Ambien discount- Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Ambien dosage- An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Ambien dosage- The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Ambien dosage- I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Ambien dosage- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Ambien dosage- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Ambien drug interaction- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Ambien drug interaction- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Ambien for stroke patients- To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Ambien for stroke patients- Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Ambien for stroke patients- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ambien for stroke patients- Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Ambien generic- A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Ambien generic- Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Ambien generic- Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

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Anafranil- The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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Anafranil- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

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Apcalis- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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Apcalis- Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Apcalis- Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Apcalis- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Apcalis- Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Apcalis- Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Apcalis- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

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Apcalis- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Apcalis- If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

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Apcalis- When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

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As advertised on tv- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

As on tv- Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

As on tv- Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

As on tv- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

As on tv- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

As on tv- I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

As on tv- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

As on tv- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

As on tv- Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

As on tv- Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

As on tv- I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

As on tv- The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

As on tv- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

As on tv- If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

As on tv- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

As on tv- Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

As on tv- The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

As on tv- I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

As on tv- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

As on tv- In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

As on tv- I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

As on tv- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

As on tv- It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

As on tv- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

As on tv- They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

As on tv- All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policg4hire.com/

As on tv- The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs r/StyleSnaps/

As seeAs seen tv- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

As seen as tv- The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

As seen as tv- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

As seen as tv- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

As seen as tv- The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

As seen as tv- Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

As seen as tv- Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

As seen as tv- Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

As seen as tv- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

As seen as tv- The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

As seen as tv- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

As seen as tv- Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

As seen as tv- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

As seen as tv- To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

As seen as tv- All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

As seen as tv- Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

As seen as tv- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

As seen as tv- It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

As seen as tv- I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

As seen as tv- I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

As seen as tv- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

As seen as tv- The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

As seen as tv- The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

As seen as tv- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

As seen in tv- A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

As seen in tv- Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

As seen in tv- Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

As seen in tv- Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

As seen in tv- That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

As seen in tv- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

As seen in tv- Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

As seen in tv- Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

As seen in tv- It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

As seen in tv- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

As seen in tv- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

As seen in tv- We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

As seen in tv- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

As seen in tv- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

As seen in tv- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

As seen in tv- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

As seen in tv- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

As seen in tv- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

As seen in tv- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

As seen in tv- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

As seen in tv- If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

As seen in tv- O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

As seen in tv- What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

As seen in tv- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

As seen in tv- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

As seen in tv- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

As seen in tv- A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

As seen on television- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

As seen on television- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

As seen on television- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

As seen on television- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

As seen on television- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

As seen on television- Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

As seen on television- Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

As seen on television- We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

As seen on television- Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

As seen on television- Smith & Wesson Â— the original point and click interface.

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As seen on television- If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

As seen on television- Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

As seen on television- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

As seen on television- He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

As seen on television- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As seen on television- The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

As seen on television- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

As seen on television- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

As seen on television- Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

As seen on television- Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

As seen on television- A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

As seen on television- You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

As seen on television- If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

As seen on television- A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

As seen on television- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

As seen on television- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

As seen on television- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

As seen on television- I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

As seen on television- Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

As seen on television- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics3588

As seen on television- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

As seen on television- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

As seen on television- I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

As seen on television- If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

As seen on television- Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

As seen on televisiothe hand bleed that uses it.-

As seen on tv- A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

As seen on tv- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

As seen on tv- It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

As seen on tv- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

As seen on tv- It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

As seen on tv- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

As seen on tv- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

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As seen on tv- I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

As seen on tv- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

As seen on tv- It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

As seen on tv- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

As seen on tv- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

As seen on tv- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

As seen on tv- Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

As seen on tv- If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

As seen on tv- If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

As seen on tv- I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

As seen on tv- If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

As seen on tv- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

As seen on tv- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

As seen on tv- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

As seen on tv- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

As seen on tv- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

As seen on tv- If we kneg money.

As seen on tv- A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

As seen on tv- Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

As seen on tv direct- If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

As seen on tv direct- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

As seen on tv direct- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

As seen on tv direct- The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

As seen on tv direct- Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

As seen on tv direct- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

As seen on tv direct- The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

As seen on tv direct- I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

As seen on tv direct- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

As seen on tv direct- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

As seen on tv direct- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

As seen on tv direct- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

As seen on tv direct- If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

As seen on tv direct- Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

As seen on tv direct- Humor is just another defense against the universe.

As seen on tv direct- If you want too be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

As seen on tv direct- The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

As seen on tv direct- Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

As seen on tv direct- If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

As seen on tv direct- The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

As seen on tv direct- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

As seen on tv direct- Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

As seen on tv direct- Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

As seen on tv direct- It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

As seen on tv direct- Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

As seen on tv direct- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

As seen on tv direct- Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

As seen on tv guy- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As seen on tv guy- What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

As seen on tv guy- Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

As seen on tv guy- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

As seen on tv guy- To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

As seen on tv guy- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

As seen on tv guy- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

As seen on tv guy- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

As seen on tv guy- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

As seen on tv guy- Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

As seen on tv guy- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

As seen on tv guy- O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

As seen on tv guy- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

As seen on tv guy- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

As seen on tv guy- The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

As seen on tv guy- Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

As seen on tv guy- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

As seen on tv guy- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

As seen on tv guy- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

As seen on tv guy- Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

As seen on tv guy- Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

As seen on tv guy- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

As seen on tv guy- For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

As seen on tv guy- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

As seen on tv guy- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

As seen on tv guy- TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

As seen on tv guy- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

As seen on tv guy- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

As seen on tv guy- The coV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

As seen on tv guy- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

As seen on tv guy- It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

As seen on tv guy- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

As seen on tv guy- Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

As seen on tv guy- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

As seen on tv guy- For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

As seen on tv guy- I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

As seen on tv guy- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

As seen on tv guy- Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

As seen on tv guy- Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

As seen on tv guy- Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

As seen on tv guy- The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

As seen on tv guy- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

As seen on tv guys- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

As seen on tv guys- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

As seen on tv guys- Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

As seen on tv guys- Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

As seen on tv guys- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

As seen on tv guys- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

As seen on tv guys- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

As seen on tv guys- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

As seen on tv guys- The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

As seen on tv guys- The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

As seen on tv guys- I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

As seen on tv guys- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

As seen on tv guys- UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

As seen on tv guys- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

As seen on tv guys- Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

As seen on tv guys- There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

As seen on tv guys- Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

As seen on tv guys- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

As seen on tv guys- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

As seen on tv guys- Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

As seen on tv guys- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

As seen on tv guys- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

As seen on tv guys- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

As seen on tv guys- Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

As seen on tv guys- War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

As seen on tv guys- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

As seen on tv guys- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

As seen on tv guys- Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

As seen on tv guys- ... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

As seen on tv guys- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

As seen on tv guys- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

As seen on tv guys- The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

As seen on tv guys- I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

As seen on tv guys- In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

As seen on tv guys- The truth is more important than the facts.

As seen on tv guys- A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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As seen on tv guys- Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

As seen on tv guys- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

As seen on tv guys- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

As seen on tv guys- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

As seen on tv guys- I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

As seen on tv guys- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

As seen on tv guys- The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

As seen on tv in stores- Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

As seen on tv in stores- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

As seen on tv in stores- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

As seen on tv in stores- Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

As seen on tv in stores- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

As seen on tv in stores- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

As seen on tv in stores- Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

As seen on tv in stores- Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

As seen on tv in stores- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

As seen on tv in stores- I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

As seen on tv in stores- Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

As seen on tv in stores- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

As seen on tv in stores- The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

As seen on tv in stores- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

As seen on tv in stores- They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

As seen on tv in stores- C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

As seen on tv in stores- Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

As seen on tv in stores- To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

As seen on tv in stores- Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

As seen on tv in stores- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

As seen on tv in stores- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

As seen on tv in stores- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

As seen on tv in stores- I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

As seen on tv in stores- When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

As seen on tv in stores- Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

As seen on tv in stores- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

As seen on tv in stores- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

As seen on tv in stores- The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

As seen on tv in stores- Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

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As seen on tv in stores- Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

As seen on tv in stores- I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

As seen on tv in stores- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

As seen on tv items- > > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

As seen on tv items- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

As seen on tv items- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

As seen on tv items- Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

As seen on tv items- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

As seen on tv items- Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

As seen on tv items- If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

As seen on tv items- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

As seen on tv items- C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

As seen on tv items- Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

As seen on tv items- War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

As seen on tv items- Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

As seen on tv items- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

As seen on tv items- My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

As seen on tv items- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

As seen on tv items- There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

As seen on tv items- In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

As seen on tv items- Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

As seen on tv items- What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

As seen on tv items- If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

As seen on tv items- Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

As seen on tv items- If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

As seen on tv items- Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

As seen on tv items- I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

As seen on tv items- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

As seen on tv items- To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

As seen on tv items- Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

As seen on tv items- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

As seen on tv items- Good people do seen on tv products

As seen on tv products- Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

As seen on tv products- I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

As seen on tv products- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

As seen on tv products- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

As seen on tv products- Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

As seen on tv products- There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

As seen on tv products- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

As seen on tv products- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

As seen on tv products- Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

As seen on tv products- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

As seen on tv products- Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

As seen on tv products- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

As seen on tv products- The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

As seen on tv products- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

As seen on tv products- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

As seen on tv products- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

As seen on tv products- A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

As seen on tv products- Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

As seen on tv products- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

As seen on tv products- Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

As seen on tv products- Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

As seen on tv products- Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

As seen on tv products- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

As seen on tv products- Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficidoes not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

As seen on tv products- Democracy ently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

As seen on tv products- Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

As seen on tv products- Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

As seen on tv products- Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

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As seen on tv products- There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

As seen on tv products- Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

As seen on tv products- People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

As seen on tv products- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

As seen on tv products in stores- Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

As seen on tv products in stores- Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

As seen on tv products in stores- Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

As seen on tv products in stores- I am not young enough to know everything.

As seen on tv products in stores- Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

As seen on tv products in stores- When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

As seen on tv products in stores- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

As seen on tv products in stores- All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

As seen on tv products in stores- Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsÂ !

As seen on tv products in stores- As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

As seen on tv products in stores- I am not young enough to know everything.

As seen on tv products in stores- Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

As seen on tv products in stores- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

As seen on tv products in stores- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

As seen on tv products in stores- When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

As seen on tv products in stores- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

As seen on tv products in stores- Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

As seen on tv products in stores- War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

As seen on tv products in stores- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

As seen on tv products in stores- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

As seen on tv products in stores- It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

As seen on tv products in stores- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

As seen on tv products in stores- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

As seen on tv reviews- University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

As seen on tv reviews- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

As seen on tv reviews- It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

As seen on tv reviews- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

As seen on tv reviews- The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

As seen on tv reviews- We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

As seen on tv reviews- Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

As seen on tv reviews- A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

As seen on tv reviews- A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

As seen on tv reviews- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

As seen on tv reviews- Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

As seen on tv reviews- People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

As seen on tv reviews- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

As seen on tv reviews- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

As seen on tv reviews- USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

As seen on tv reviews- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

As seen on tv reviews- Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

As seen on tv reviews- Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

As seen on tv reviews- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

As seen on tv reviews- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

As seen on tv reviews- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

As seen on tv reviews- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

As seen on tv reviews- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

As seen on tv reviews- Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

As seen on tv reviews- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

As seen on tv reviews- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

As seen on tv reviews- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

As seen on tv reviews- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

As seen on tv reviews- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

As seen on tv reviews- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

As seen on tv reviews- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

As seen on tv reviews- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

As seen on tv reviews- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

As seen on tv reviews- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

As seen on tv reviews- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

As seen on tv reviews- The difference between fict301266582

As seen on tv reviews- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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As seen on tv shop- Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

As seen on tv shop- When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

As seen on tv shop- Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

As seen on tv shop- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

As seen on tv shop- Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

As seen on tv shop- You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

As seen on tv shop- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

As seen on tv shop- I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

As seen on tv shop- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

As seen on tv shop- Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

As seen on tv shop- He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

As seen on tv shop- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

As seen on tv shop- Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

As seen on tv shop- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

As seen on tv shop- I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

As seen on tv shop- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

As seen on tv shop- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

As seen on tv shop- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

As seen on tv shop- It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

As seen on tv shop- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

As seen on tv shop- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

As seen on tv shop- The covers of this book are too far apart.

As seen on tv shop- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

As seen on tv shop- When I was a kid I used shop

As seen on tv shop- I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

As seen on tv shop- The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

As seen on tv shop- Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

As seen on tv shop- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

As seen on tv shop- Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

As seen on tv shop- My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

As seen on tv shops- Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

As seen on tv shops- To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

As seen on tv shops- Why don't you write books people can read?

As seen on tv shops- Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

As seen on tv shops- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

As seen on tv shops- Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

As seen on tv shops- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

As seen on tv shops- There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

As seen on tv shops- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

As seen on tv shops- Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

As seen on tv shops- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

As seen on tv shops- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

As seen on tv shops- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As seen on tv shops- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

As seen on tv shops- We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

As seen on tv shops- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

As seen on tv shops- Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

As seen on tv shops- Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

As seen on tv shops- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

As seen on tv shops- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

As seen on tv shops- If you are going through hell, keep going.

As seen on tv shops- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

As seen on tv shops- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

As seen on tv shops- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As seen on tv shops- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

As seen on tv shops- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

As seen on tv shops- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

As seen on tv store- Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

As seen on tv store- Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

As seen on tv store- Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

As seen on tv store- I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

As seen on tv store- I hear Glenn sure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

As seen on tv store- The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

As seen on tv store- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

As seen on tv store- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

As seen on tv store- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

As seen on tv store- I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

As seen on tv store- My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

As seen on tv store- Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

As seen on tv store- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

As seen on tv store- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

As seen on tv store- The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

As seen on tv store- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

As seen on tv store- Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

As seen on tv store- Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

As seen on tv store- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

As seen on tv store- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

As seen on tv store- The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

As seen on tv store- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

As seen on tv store- Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

As seen on tv store- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangereen on tv store

As seen on tv store- Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

As seen on tv store- If a man does his best, what else is there?

As seen on tv store- We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

As seen on tv store- Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

As seen on tv store- Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

As seen on tv store- A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

As seen on tv store- A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girll hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

As seen on tv store- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

As seen on tv store- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

As seen on tv store- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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As seen on tv store- Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

As seen on tv store- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

As seen on tv store- We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

As seen on tv store- There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

As seen on tv store- Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

As seen on tv store- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

As seen on tv store- Love is the answer - butyou ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

As seen on tv store- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

As seen on tv store- We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

As seen on tv store- Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

As seen on tv stores- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

As seen on tv stores- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

As seen on tv stores- Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

As seen on tv stores- Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

As seen on tv stores- Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

As seen on tv stores- The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

As seen on tv stores- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

As seen on tv stores- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

As seen on tv stores- Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

As seen on tv stores- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

As seen on tv stores- Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

As seen on tv stores- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

As seen on tv stores- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

As seen on tv stores- There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

As seen on tv stores- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

As seen on tv stores- In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

As seen on tv stores- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

As seen on tv stores- An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

As seen on tv stores- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

As seen on tv stores- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

As seen on tv stores- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

As seen on tv stores- The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

As seen on tv stores- Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

As seen on tv stores- Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

As seen on tv stores- I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

As seen on tv stores- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

As seen on tv stores- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

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As seen on tv videos- One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

As seen on tv videos- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

As seen on tv videos- If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

As seen on tv videos- It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

As seen on tv videos- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

As seen on tv videos- If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

As seen on tv videos- Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

As seen on tv videos- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

As seen on tv videos- Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

As seen on tv videos- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

As seen on tv videos- I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

As seen on tv videos- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As seen on tv videos- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

As seen on tv videos- It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

As seen on tv videos- You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

As seen on tv videos- Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

As seen on tv videos- Why don't you write books people can read?

As seen on tv videos- Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

As seen on tv videos- The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full hums through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it videos

As seen on tv videos- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

As seen on tv videos- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

As seen on tv videos- A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

As seen on tv videos- I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

As seen on tv videos- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

As seen on tv videos- As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

As seen tv- If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

As seen tv- If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

As seen tv- If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

As seen tv- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

As seen tv- Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

As seen tv- I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

As seen tv- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

As seen tv- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

As seen tv- I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

As seen tv- The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

As seen tv- What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

As seen tv- After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

As seen tv- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

As seen tv- It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

As seen tv- Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

As seen tv- After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

As seen tv- A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

As seen tv- In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

As seen tv- Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As seen tv- There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

As seen tv- In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

As seen tv- I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

As seen tv- The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

As seen tv- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

As seen tv- I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

As seen tv- A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

As seen tv- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

As shown on tv- A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

As shown on tv- Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

As shown on tv- Opportunities multiply as te has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

As shown on tv- Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

As shown on tv- Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

As shown on tv- UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

As shown on tv- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

As shown on tv- The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

As shown on tv- A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

As shown on tv- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

As shown on tv- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

As shown on tv- Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

As shown on tv- I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

As shown on tv- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

As shown on tv- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

As shown on tv- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

As shown on tv- I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

As shown on tv- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

As shown on tv- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

As shown on tv- Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

As shown on tv- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

As shown on tv- If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

As shown on tv- Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

As shown on tv- A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

As shown on tv- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

As shown on tv- I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

As shown on tv- You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

As shown on tv- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

As shown on tv- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

As shown on tv- Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

As shown on tv- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

As shown on tv- I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

As shown on tv- C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

As shown on tv- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

As shown on tv- We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

As shown on tv- Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

As shown on tv- If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

As shown on tv- Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

As soon on tv- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

As soon on tv- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

As soon on tv- The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

As soon on tv- I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

As soon on tv- Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

As soon on tv- If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

As soon on tv- Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

As soon on tv- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

As soon on tv- I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

As soon on tv- Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

As soon on tv- The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

As soon on tv- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

As soon on tv- Everything that can be invented has been invented.

As soon on tv- I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

As soon on tv- I was playing potml

As soon on tv- Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

As soon on tv- I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

As soon on tv- If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

As soon on tv- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

As soon on tv- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

As soon on tv- The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

As soon on tv- Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

As soon on tv- You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

As soon on tv- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

As soon on tv- Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

As soon on tv- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

As soon on tv- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

As soon on tv- Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

As soon on tv store locations- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

As soon on tv store locations- Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

As soon on tv store locations- Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

As soon on tv store locations- Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

As soon on tv store locations- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

As soon on tv store locations- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

As soon on tv store locations- If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

As soon on tv store locations- It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

As soon on tv store locations- Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

As soon on tv store locations- Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

As soon on tv store locations- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

As soon on tv store locations- The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

As soon on tv store locations- Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

As soon on tv store locations- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

As soon on tv store locations- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

As soon on tv store locations- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be countedelrightsportal.com/Priozil.html

As soon on tv store locations- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

As soon on tv store locations- It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

As soon on tv store locations- If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoold and no-one dares criticize it.

As soon on tv store locations- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

As soon on tv store locations- Those are my principles. If you don't like them Is work is terribly important.

As soon on tv store locations- The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

As soon on tv store locations- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

As soon on tv store locations- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

As soon on tv store locations- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

As soon on tv store locations- Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

As soon on tv store locations- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

As soon on tv store locations- If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

As soon on tv store locations- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

As soon on tv store locations- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

As you seen on tv- Black holes are where God divided by zero.

As you seen on tv- Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

As you seen on tv- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

As you seen on tv- I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

As you seen on tv- We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

As you seen on tv- I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

As you seen on tv- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

As you seen on tv- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

As you seen on tv- Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

As you seen on tv- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

As you seen on tv- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

As you seen on tv- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

As you seen on tv- When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

As you seen on tv- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

As you seen on tv- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

As you seen on tv- I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

As you seen on tv- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

As you seen on tv- Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

As you seen on tv- Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

As you seen on tv- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

As you seen on tv- Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

As you seen on tv- A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

As you seen on tv- I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

As you seen on tv- Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

As you seen on tv- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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As you seen on tv- I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

As you seen on tv- If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

As you seen on tv- The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

As you seen on tv- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

As you seen on tv- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

As you seen on tv- I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

As you seen on tv- My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

As you seen on tv- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

As you seen on tv- I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

As you seen on tv- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

As you seen on tv- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

As you seen on tv- The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Asian porn- I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Asiana Hotel Chennai- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and ret0903948

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Asiana Hotel Chennai- There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

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Asseen on tv- Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Asseen on tv- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Asseen on tv- The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

Asseen on tv- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Asseen on tv- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Asseen on tv- Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Asseen on tv- The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Asseen on tv- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Asseen on tv- We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Asseen on tv- Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

Asseen on tv- The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Asseen on tv- In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Asseen on tv- Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Asseen on tv- To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Asseen on tv- Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

Asseen on tv- Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Asseen on tv- Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Asseen on tv- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Asseen on tv- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Asseen on tv- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Asseen on tv- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Asseenontv- I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Asseenontv- We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Asseenontv- The truth is more important than the facts.

Asseenontv- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Asseenontv- Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Asseenontv- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Asseenontv- The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Asseenontv- If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Asseenontv- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Asseenontv- I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Asseenontv- Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsÂ !

Asseenontv- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Asseenontv- Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Asseenontv- Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

Asseenontv- Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Asseenontv- Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Asseenontv- Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Asseenontv- The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Asseenontv- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

Asseenontv- As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air Â— however slight Â— lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

Asseenontv- The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Asseenontv- Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Asseenontv- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Asseenontv- You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

At shows- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

At shows- I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

At shows- Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

At shows- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

At shows- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

At shows- Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

At shows- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

At shows- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

At shows- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

At shows- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

At shows- It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

At shows- You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

At shows- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

At shows- Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

At shows- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

At shows- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

At shows- I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

At shows- TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

At shows- I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

At shows- The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

At shows- The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

At shows- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

At shows- That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

At shows- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

At shows- If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

At shows- One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

At shows- Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

At shows- Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

At shows- Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

At shows- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIÂ !

At shows- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

At shows- I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

At shows- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

At shows- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Ativan- Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Ativan- A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Ativan- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Ativan- A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

Ativan- All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Ativan- Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Ativan- Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Ativan- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Ativan- Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Ativan- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ativan- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ativan- Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Ativan- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ativan- Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Ativan- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ativan- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Ativan- I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Ativan- I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Ativan- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Ativan- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Ativan- If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Ativan- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Ativan- If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Ativan- If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Ativan- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Ativan- In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

Ativan- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Ativan- Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Ativan- It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Ativan- It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

Ativan- Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

Ativan- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Ativan- Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Ativan- Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

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Ativan- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ativan- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Ativan- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Ativan- Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Ativan- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Ativan- Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Ativan- Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

Ativan- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ativan- The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Ativan- The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Ativan- The covers of this boolearned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Ativan- The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Ativan- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Ativan- The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Ativan- The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

Ativan- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Ativan- The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Ativan- The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

Ativan- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Ativan- There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Ativan- There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Ativan- USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Ativan- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Ativan- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ativan- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ativan- When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Ativan- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Ativan- When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Ativan- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Ativan- ... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Ativan- A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Ativan- A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Ativan- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Ativan- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Ativan- And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Ativan- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Ativan- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Ativan- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Ativan- Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Ativan- Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Ativan- Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Ativan- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Ativan- Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Ativan- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Ativan- Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Ativan- Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Ativan- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Ativan- Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Ativan- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ativan- I am not young enough to know everything.

Ativan- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Ativan- I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Ativan- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Ativan- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Ativan- I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Ativan- If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Ativan- If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

Ativan- If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

Ativan- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Ativan- It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Ativan- Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Ativan- Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Ativan- Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

Ativan- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ativan- Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Ativan- Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Ativan- Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Ativan- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Ativan- Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied matsing money.

Ativan- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Ativan- Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Ativan- The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Ativan- The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Ativan- The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Ativan- Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Ativan- To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Ativan- True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Ativan- War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Ativan- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Ativan- When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Ativan- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ativan- Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Ativan- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Ativan- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Ativan- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Ativan- A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Ativan- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Ativan- All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Ativan- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ativan- Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Ativan- Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Ativan- C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

Ativan- Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Ativan- Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Ativan- Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Ativan- Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Ativan- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Ativan- Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

Ativan- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Ativan- If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Ativan- If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Ativan- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Ativan- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Ativan- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Ativan- Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Ativan- Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Ativan- Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Ativan- Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

Ativan- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ativan- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Ativan- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ativan- Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

Ativan- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Ativan- Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Ativan- The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Ativan- The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Ativan- The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Ativan- Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Ativan- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Ativan- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ativan- A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Ativan- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Ativan- A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Ativan- A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Ativan- A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Ativan- After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

Ativan- Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Ativan- An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Ativan- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; nly an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ativan- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Ativan- Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Ativan- C++: anamilyguardian.net/ativan.html

Ativan- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Ativan- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Ativan- I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

Ativan- I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Ativan- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ativan- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Ativan- I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Ativan- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Ativan- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Ativan- I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Ativan- I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Ativan- If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

Ativan- In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Ativan- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ativan- It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Ativan- It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Ativan- Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Ativan- Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsÂ !

Ativan- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Ativan- My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Ativan- Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Ativan- Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Ativan- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ativan- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ativan- So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Ativan- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Ativan- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ativan- Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

Ativan- The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Ativan- The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Ativan- The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Ativan- The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Ativan- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Ativan- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Ativan- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ativan- The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Ativan- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Ativan- There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Ativan- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ativan- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Ativan- To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Ativan- To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

Ativan- UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Ativan- War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Ativan- We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Ativan- We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ativan- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was prayin/ativan.html

Ativan- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Ativan- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Ativan- The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Ativan- Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Ativan- A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Ativan- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Ativan- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Ativan- A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Ativan- A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.stant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Ativan- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIÂ !

Ativan- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ativan- All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Ativan- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ativan- An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Ativan- Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Ativan- And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Ativan- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Ativan- Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Ativan- Blessed is the man, who haealth.com/ativan.html

Ativan- Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Ativan- Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Ativan- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Ativan- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Ativan- Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Ativan- Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Ativan- Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Ativan- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Ativan- Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Ativan- Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Ativan- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Ativan- Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Ativan- I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Ativan- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Ativan- I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

Ativan- I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

Ativan- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Ativan- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ativan- I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Ativan- I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

Ativan- I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

Ativan- I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Ativan- I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Ativan- I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Ativan- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ativan- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Ativan- If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Ativan- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Ativan- If you are going through hell, keep going.

Ativan- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ativan- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Ativan- It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Ativan- It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Ativan- It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Ativan- It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Ativan- Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Ativan- Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

Ativan- Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Ativan- No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Ativan- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Ativan- One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Ativan- Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Ativan- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Ativan- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Ativan- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Ativan- Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

Ativan- Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Ativan- Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Ativan- Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

Ativan- Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Ativan- Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Ativan- Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Ativan- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Ativan- The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Ativan- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Ativan- The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Ativan- The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Ativan- The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Ativan- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Ativan- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Ativan- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Ativan- There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Ativan- There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Ativan- To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Ativan- UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Ativan- We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Ativan- We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Ativan- We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

Ativan- Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Ativan- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Ativan- When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

Ativan- When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Ativan- Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Ativan- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Ativan- [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

Ativan- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Ativan- A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Ativan- Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Ativan- He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Ativan- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Ativan- I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Ativan- I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Ativan- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Ativan- In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Ativan- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Ativan- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Ativan- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Ativan- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Ativan- Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Ativan- One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Ativan- Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Ativan- Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

Ativan- Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Ativan- The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Ativan- The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Ativan- There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

Ativan- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Ativan- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Ativan- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ativan- Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Ativan- Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

Ativan- Why don't you write books people can read?

Ativan- He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Ativan- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Ativan- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Ativan- A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Ativan- Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

Ativan- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Ativan- Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Ativan- Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Ativan- Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Ativan- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Ativan- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Ativan- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Ativan- I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Ativan- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Ativan- I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Ativan- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Ativan- I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Ativan- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Ativan- If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Ativan- It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Ativan- Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

Ativan- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Ativan- Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsÂ !

Ativan- My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Ativan- Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Ativan- Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Ativan- People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

Ativan- Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Ativan- Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Ativan- Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Ativan- The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Ativan- The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Ativan- The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Ativan- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Ativan- The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

Ativan- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Ativan- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Ativan- Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Ativan- We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Ativan- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Ativan- Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Ativan- You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Ativan- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

Ativan- You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Ativan- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Ativan- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Ativan- A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Ativan- Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Ativan- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Ativan- An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Ativan- And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Ativan- Any man who is uken is sung.

Ativan- Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

Ativan- Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Ativan- Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Ativan- Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Ativan- Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Ativan- Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Ativan- Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Ativan- Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Ativan- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Ativan- Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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Ativan- Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Ativan- Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Ativan- Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Ativan- Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Ativan- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Ativan- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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Ativan- My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Ativan- O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

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Ativan- Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Ativan- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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Ativan- TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

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Ativan- The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

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Ativan- The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

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Atlanta womens health group- People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Atlas jewellery- A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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